Stabbed Through The Back
It got tired of waiting for an opportunity to stab it in the back figuratively.
Stabbed In The Back Of The Eyeball
The very specific scream this robot produces when stabbed through the back of the head and into the eyeball was exactly what it needed.
And, after hearing that, the other one realized it needed the similar but distinct crotch stabbing scream.
Punched Into Building
Three separate attempts were made to free the defeated but still functional robot from the wall with no luck. It is now a permanent feature of the building. The owner of the apartment whose window was broken was allowed to remove the leg, however, provided they do it a quickly as possible.
Smashed, A Lot
Even though it knew what it did was justified, it felt so guilty about it, it would spend the next ten years trying to put the other one back together. Having no knowledge of robot anatomy, eventually it would end up with a more or less cube shaped mass. After seeing itself in a mirror the only thing this cube could manage to say was “You know, I wouldn’t mind if you put your feet up on me occasionally.” And so, it would spend the forseeable future as a semi-sentient ottoman. A robottoman.
Bridge Shove
ROBOT 1 (thinking)
Hey, there’s that guy that I hate… What the hell is he doing?
Just staring off into the distance like an idiot.
Robot 2 notices Robot 1 walking towards it.
ROBOT 2
“Mornin’”
ROBOT 1 (thinking)
Oh that is it.
Foot Stomp
During the X-241’s manufacturing process it was found that not enough material had been assigned to the robot’s treads. Since each had only a certain amount of material allocated to its formation, it was decided that the extra material would have to be taken from the top of its foot. When asked if this would pose a problem for the robot, the chief materials scientist remarked “I can’t imagine how it would come up, it’s still tougher than most things it’s likely to encounter… the only way I could see it becoming a real problem would be if one decided to step on the other’s foot, but I mean, it’s not like they’re going know about it.”
